Phil Collins

I really, really, really hate Phil Collins. There's really nothing more to say than that.

Ice Cream Headaches and the KKK

Most people don't like ice cream headaches. Most people probably don't like the Klan. The Mayo Clinic recommends that you eat cold foods slowly to avoid ice cream headaches.

Other things I don't like.

These are my husband's feet in Birkenstocks. In order to preserve the sanctity of our marriage (which is constantly under threat by same gendered people wanting to form legal consensual relationships with one another) I will just say that I hate Birkenstocks. Because this is America, you can form your own opinion about his feet.

Things I hate:

I hate Cindy McCain. If she were a dog she would be this one...one of those annoying show dogs that barely resembles the organic matter it was supposed to be (by organic I mean lifelike). If Madame Tussaud made a Cindy McCain wax figure John McCain would try to hump it.

IM SO LYNNE

And your not!